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44 Things That You Cannot Do Without A Necktie

Original Photograph by Jeffrey Hunter - copyright 1990

 The Rainbow Room on the 69th floor of 30 Rockefeller Plaza is known for its killer panoramic view of New York City, New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Connecticut.   No suit and tie - you better forget this one.

 1)    Entrance to the Rainbow Room 69th floor 30 Rockefeller Plaza.

       Famous view of the Empire State Building and  Manhattan.

       The view from the film "Sleepless in Seattle"

2)    Proper burial

3)    Make great impression at the bank

4)    Make great impression at job interview

5)    Make great impression in front of a judge

6)    Visit a Strip Club and have girls pull your tie ( phallic symbol )

7)    Can not be inaugurated as the President of United States

   Gain entrance into any bar in Reykjavik Iceland, where some of

       the world's most beautiful and friendly women kick back.  If you

       can smile and you're not God awful ugly you could never leave a

       bar alone especially if you have brown eyes and dark hair

9)    Be a lawyer that makes big money

10)   Be a doctor that makes big money

11)   Be an architect that makes big money

12)   Be a neckwear salesmen or sales rep that makes any money

13)   Be a bartender in a bar where "gentlemen" drink

14)   Work at Denny's as a waitress

15)   Work at Cheesecake Factory as a waiter or waitress

16)   Work at Dave & Busters restaurant & entertainment center

17)   Get your ass kicked in a fight unless you are really good at

        fighting. No worries if you wear clip-ons

18)   Pretend to be successful

19)   Be a pit boss in Las Vegas

20)   Hang out with gangsters in New York City

21)   Be a television news anchor

22)   Be a basketball coach or lately on a high school basketball team

23)   Come out of divorce court with anything

24)   Go into Bankruptcy Court with any hope

25)   Turn a woman on watching you tie the tie

26)   Really turn women on talking off a tie

27)   Feel like a million even when you're broke

28)   Be a best man at a wedding if you want to have any class at all

29)   Get married unless you have no class

30)   Be a secrete agent

31)   Be a car salesman that is not miss-taken for golf pro. Some

        dealerships have golf T dress codes

32)   Over dress anywhere in southern California even with a denim

        shirt and a novelty tie

33)   Be a manager at a store that sells anything but casual street

        clothes or a car repair shop

34)   Hand over your tie when you go to jail

35)   Get a job as a limo driver

36)   Be an airline pilot

37)   Go to the Academy Awards

38)   Have lunch with a head of state

39)   Convince the bank manager to reverse over draft fees.

40)   Have lunch with your boss unless you live in Southern California

41)   Burn a hole in your tie lighting a cigarette, cigar, or if you live

        in Southern California a joint

42)   Visit the world famous Magic Castle in Hollywood California

43)   Get completely drunk and turn your tie into a head band 

        making a fashion statement none-the-less

44)   Make a big impression on the spectacular gorgeous babes in

        Adelitas in Tijuana – the greatest bordello in the world.

 

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About the Author

Jeffrey Hunter has been retailing and designing neckties since 1996. He started selling ties in Los Angeles to car salesmen out of the trunk of 1966 Lincoln Continental. From the summer 2001 he has built web sites that offer collector ties like Spiderman, Disney and really wild ties on line.  He is now designing ties that rival Rush Limbaugh's designs.  Currently his finds can be seen at Novelty Ties & Fashion Neckties at Nice Tie Store